FANZINE vomitorium
Collaboration in the fanzine vomitorium with erotic cartoon festive "Men fucking women vulva"
This is the cover of the new fanzine vomitorium. Have I made this comic for There.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Funny Welcome Baby Messages
Why a Geek has sex I
Because your body fits like a Tetris block.
Because she only had to choose between a geek, an emo, a trekkie and your cousin.
For you to reach orgasm is like going through the portal of the StarGate.
because they had the album "tough."
Because touching the trackball on your BlackBerry to remind you ...
To prove you're not Microsoft.
because he can somehow make you believe that being Geek is a new "Cool as."
Because you're tired of using the Palm (literally).
Because if you have installed the antivirus is "safe sex."
Because you are every day more like Sheldon Cooper and Maurice Moss and want to avoid it before it is too late.
There is something that, Bazzinga!
since it started in the world of computer automatically evolved from a being a GEEK NERD, title I wear with honor forever. For those unfamiliar with the little word, I will begin by telling you what the term means:
According to my mom (WIKIPEDIA) Geek (English geek, pronounced "guik" IPA / gi: k /) is a term used to refer to the person fascinated by the technology and computer.
course today the word has a broader sense, which would not enter the event area. What if I want to share is this funny article I found at sea, are the REASONS FOR GEEK HAS A SEX, so I started!
According to my mom (WIKIPEDIA) Geek (English geek, pronounced "guik" IPA / gi: k /) is a term used to refer to the person fascinated by the technology and computer.
course today the word has a broader sense, which would not enter the event area. What if I want to share is this funny article I found at sea, are the REASONS FOR GEEK HAS A SEX, so I started!
Because your body fits like a Tetris block.
Because she only had to choose between a geek, an emo, a trekkie and your cousin.
For you to reach orgasm is like going through the portal of the StarGate.
because they had the album "tough."
Because touching the trackball on your BlackBerry to remind you ...
To prove you're not Microsoft.
because he can somehow make you believe that being Geek is a new "Cool as."
Because you're tired of using the Palm (literally).
Because if you have installed the antivirus is "safe sex."
Because you are every day more like Sheldon Cooper and Maurice Moss and want to avoid it before it is too late.
There is something that, Bazzinga! Expect the second part soon, because this text has a lot of material from which to cut. I invite you to comment (as always and not lose the habit), if you like let me know, igualmanera if not to your liking, I'd love to hear your opinion. I also want to wish you happy holidays and new year is full of happiness for all.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Vulvar Varicosities Images
Launching of the USS Nautilus on January 17, 1955 in Groton, Conn.
The USS Nautilus (SSN-571) was the first American submarine powered by a nuclear reactor. It authorized its construction in 1951 and in 1955 first dived into the water with his new heart atomic-manufactured by Westinghouse and with an initial capacity of 13,400 horses. If we think in 1942 they built the first nuclear reactor in 1945 is detonated the first atomic bomb, there is a real technical and technological achievement for the time.
The USS Nautilus (SSN-571) was the first American submarine powered by a nuclear reactor. It authorized its construction in 1951 and in 1955 first dived into the water with his new heart atomic-manufactured by Westinghouse and with an initial capacity of 13,400 horses. If we think in 1942 they built the first nuclear reactor in 1945 is detonated the first atomic bomb, there is a real technical and technological achievement for the time.
The USS Nautilus under the George Washington Bridge in New York in May 1956
As the only of his generation in that time, the USS Nautilus pioneered in many aspects of the nuclear submarine navigation, safety issues, depth, range, power generation ... But undoubtedly the most admired record to date did it in August 1958 when he left the Bering Strait and reached the North Pole geographical , becoming the first submarine to get it. This operation was given the code name "Sunshine"
The name was a justification Clearly, recalling the legendary submarine designed by Jules Verne , the USS Nautilus submerged could be four months without surfacing, was totally self-sufficient and its engine was safe and reliable nuclear. For 25 years actively participated in U.S. military operations and maneuvers until it was withdrawn in 1980. Is listed as Monument National Historic and is anchored in Groton, Connecticut. Some 250,000 people visit annually.
current appearance of the submarine, converted into a museum open to the public
All information and images we have found this entry in Wikipedia irreplaceable.
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YOUR HELL TOO SWEET
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complete cartoon published in the No. 1 SWING GRAVE.
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That You Can Read in SWING GRAVE # 1.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Nursing Seminar Prayer
VERY SHORT ROLLS ON SCREEN!! CIRCULAR DRAWINGS Jepet
Here you have some pictures of the latest printouts ARTISTIC DOLORES series. Silkscreen on paper 50cm x 70 cm gold ink on black, black ink on white. Ultralimitadisimas runs, get one now!
Here I Leave You A Few images of the last impressions in paper of the series of DOLORES ARTISTIC. Silk-screen printing on paper 50cm x 70 cm golden ink on black, and black ink on white. Very short series. Buy one now!!
Here you have some pictures of the latest printouts ARTISTIC DOLORES series. Silkscreen on paper 50cm x 70 cm gold ink on black, black ink on white. Ultralimitadisimas runs, get one now!
Here I Leave You A Few images of the last impressions in paper of the series of DOLORES ARTISTIC. Silk-screen printing on paper 50cm x 70 cm golden ink on black, and black ink on white. Very short series. Buy one now!!
Monday, December 13, 2010
How To Dissolve Kidney Stones, Egg Shells
The Century of mushroom clouds in the privacy
Stock Hiro Ihara. Courtesy of Cai Studio.
Cai Guo-Qiang (1957, Quanzhou) is a Chinese artist based in New York who is considered one of the most original, coherent and risky the current scene. Gunpowder is the basis for many of his works ("painted" canvases with fire and explosions pirotécncas) and was responsible for the stunning fireworks display at the opening of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games.
Stock Hiro Ihara. Courtesy of Cai Studio
Between February and April 1996, newly established United States, conducted the project "The Century of Mushroom Clouds: Project for the twentieth century." The idea was to recreate, by exploding a small tube packed with 10 grams of gunpowder, the silhouette of a mushroom cloud in different parts of the country: the Nevada Test Site , Manhattan and the sculpture "Spiral Jetty " by Robert Smithson, among others. I photographed the exact time the smoke had the atomic form par excellence.
Stock Hiro Ihara. Courtesy of Cai Studio
the fungus image Atomic is perhaps the most powerful symbol of the twentieth century. According to the artist, "as a symbol of progress and victory of science, the cloud mushroom-shaped ', with all its visual impact, has a huge spiritual and material influence in society." In this action no value judgments, but a purely aesthetic and historical.
Stock Hiro Ihara. Courtesy of Cai Studio
The work of Cai Guo-Qiang is extensive and includes painting, sculpture, land art, ephemeral actions, fireworks and performances. It is without doubt one of the current references in contemporary art.
thank Ma Xiaoli, Cai Studio, your kindness and cooperation when it comes to offering us images and information.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Addison's Disease With Arrhythmia
Meet the Psycho Social
may believe that the year is almost over and all this time going at breakneck speed, but it is not so bad, now we have another 365 days to spoil, to take advantage and to do everything that kills us, we love and happy. Today I want to bring the story of a very peculiar person I know who I read (Which leaves me thinking, because anything that is very kind described here) To keep the custom ... Start!.
Everyone at some point in our lives we've known these people desperate and have our patience to the tip of an obelisk . This is my case, I met a coworker named Esteban (as always, will not include original names) that just came up to talk and I thought it was a nice person. Big mistake. Is a person so desperate , irritable and even upset. But ask because a person can be called a Social-Psycho . Easy, full conversation revolves around social networking My Space, Facebook , Twitter, Blogger and other communities (na loves atheist community of Yahoo).
This seems nothing serious (so far) which is truly sick is the union of all aspects will be listing:
NOTE: Esteban, I know you're reading this and I will not bother you (too), but you are something "complicated" and get me out of my boxes, I'm not intolerant, but do not socialize easy.
If you see on your way a person who meets these characteristics and goes to talk, run, run, it can be in the presence of a PSYCHO-SOCIAL .
As always, I invite you to comment, regalame a couple of minutes and some words.
This seems nothing serious (so far) which is truly sick is the union of all aspects will be listing:
- single-pan -. Every morning I hear the same talk " Facebook to here, Twitter to beyond , if My Space this Blog if the other "and there is nothing else in it. There is something you should know: THERE IS MORE OUTSIDE WORLD, thousands of things that make life does not revolve around you virtual me.
- Gestures exaggerated. While developing the talk a few gestures and hand movements so strange. It's like fusion effeminate repressed, compulsive exaggeration and a very large need for attention. is equivalent to the movements of a monkey pirate effeminate, drunken, clumsy and poorly coordinated.
I'm not an effeminate pirate monkey, drunk, stupid and poor coordination. I do not drink alcohol
- secret syndrome. He may be talking something (which probably had told me earlier) and begins to lower his voice, retracted chin, squints and takes her hand to her mouth. I get the impression that he knows something the CIA or perhaps not only gives importance to things other than it should or maybe you crazy.
But do not tell anyone that bag Chuchita
- Two actions. The first was that while Facebook took place the week of the cartoons (change the profile picture into a caricature of childhood), he asked me at work four times "What do you think my Conde image Patula ?. " On that day from 5 am until 3 pm questioned me again and again. Arriving at my house I went to Facebook y. .. Oh surprise! had a comment from my friend Esteban and guess what he said? If you guessed "What do you think my image of Count Patula ?." I was about to suffer a stroke at that time.
- II Two actions -. second happened today. After his customary talk at 5 am finguí sleep on the way to work. I figured if I slept considered conversation would end unnoticed. Big mistake 2. He dared to relayed my personal space. " Manny, Manny What do you think? Bla - bla - bla . He kept talking and his secret Syndrome but my indisposition no longer hear anything.
NOTE: Esteban, I know you're reading this and I will not bother you (too), but you are something "complicated" and get me out of my boxes, I'm not intolerant, but do not socialize easy.
If you see on your way a person who meets these characteristics and goes to talk, run, run, it can be in the presence of a PSYCHO-SOCIAL .
As always, I invite you to comment, regalame a couple of minutes and some words.
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